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ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




NOT REAL - Vampires burn in sunlight. they dont freaking sparkle. just trust me i talked to norris he said so.


TAGS: justin aldred twilight
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:54 am
Btw, 5L and faved!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:53 am
As brooding as Louis was in Interview with the Vampire, he's still a better vampire than this wimp. Even Paul Reubens (AKA Pee-Wee Herman) was a better vampirethan this pathetic sack.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 27, 2009, 12:50 pm
i'm hooked, and will surrender my man card at the closest dispensary.
Seth - May 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
nice one mate...real vampires kill **** with guns go see Underworld for real ones
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:47 am
Oh i've heard of things that sparkle in sunlight and have fabulous hair...FAIRIES!
leperchaun - March 26, 2009, 10:23 am
ha


X OVER EYES!!!!!!! - Universal sign for DEAD!!!...and he's not coming back.


TAGS: justin aldred
Rating: 2.09/5

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Sniperzoo - March 24, 2009, 10:29 pm
thats pretty f***ed


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